The evolution of a web developer/designer
After reading the 10 CSS Tips from a Professional CSS Front-End Architect (and the comments - important) I feel forced to rewrite the popular "The Evolution of a Programmer" joke for web developers/web designers. So, here it is (improvements are welcome - I'm not a web developer or designer):
High School/Jr.Highhello.htm
Hello world!
Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text editors/you name it
- your dog can read it and your grandma can change it
hello.html
<Html>
<Body>
Hello world!
</body>
</html>
Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- your grandma can still change it with some effort
Senior year in College
hello3.html<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
<META NAME="DESCRIPTION" CONTENT="This is a cool hello world example!">
<META NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="cool,hello,world,example">
</head>
<body>
Hello world!
</body>
</html>
Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- validates
Senior year in College - hacker
hello3.html<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
</head>
<body>
hello world!
</body>
</html>
Compatibility
- m3 d0n't kn0w
New professional/PHP developer
hello4.php<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
</head>
<body>
<?
echo("Hello world!" );
?>
</body>
</html>
Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- PHP needed
- will validate until some other dumb developer changes a letter
Seasoned professional/PHP developer
hello5.php
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
</head>
<body>
<?
include "inc/class_hello_world.php";
$hello_world_class = &New class_hello_world;
$hello_world_class->display_hello();
?>
</body>
</html>
inc/class_hello_world.php
<?php
class class_hello_world{
var $hello = 'Hello world!';
function display_hello(){
echo $this->$hello;
return 0;
}
}
?>
Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- PHP needed (4, 5 recommended)
New designer
hello3.html
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
</head>
<body>
<blink><font face="Arial" size="2" color="#800080">Hello world!</font></blink>
</body>
</html>
Compatibility
- works in all browsers/text browsers/mobile
- can annoy any person on earth (so no user compatibility)
hello3.html
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Hello world!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/main.css" type="text/css">
</head>
<body>
<span class="hello">Hello world!</span>
</body>
</html>
css/main.css
.hello {
font-family: Arial;
color: #990066;
}
Compatibility
- needs browser CSS support
- NN4+, IE4+, FF, Opera 3.6+
- will not apply style on some mobile browsers
Professional CSS Front-End Architect (sarcasm)
hello_world_v03a.html
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<title>Hello world!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/main.css" type="text/css">
<style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/main.css";</style>
<style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/bugfix.css";</style>
<!--[if lte IE 6]><style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/bugfix_ie6.css";</style><![endif]-->
<!--[if gt IE 6]><style type="text/css" media="all">@import "css/bugfix_ie7.css";</style><![endif]-->
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" media="handheld" href="http://helloworldmobile.com/" title="Mobile/PDA">
<link rel="icon" href="http://helloworld.com/favicon.ico" type="image/x-icon">
</head>
<body>
<span class="hello">Hello world!</span>
</body>
</html>
There should be 4 css files I won't bother to write.
Compatibility
- compatible with "most modern browsers"
- somehow IE6,7,FF,Opera renders the text wrong
- how the hack would you maintain the CSS pages for every IE service pack (hint: hire another Professional CSS Front-End Architect)
New Manager
hello.docHello world!
File > Export HTML page...
Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12Bob, could you please write me a webpage that prints "Hello, world."?
Senior Manager
% zmail jimI need a "Hello, world." page by this afternoon
Top Manager
Calls Senior Manager
- Where the fck is my hello world page? The meeting with the client starts in 10 minutes!
MySpace administrator
We need to throw more servers at the hello world page.
Windows developer
Installs Visual Studio 2005
Opens Visual Studio
Google > "ASP 2.0 hello world"
I must add that I don't have nothing against professionalism in web development or design but I looks like simple things are more complicated to do right as you advance /evolve and way more knowledge is needed. Please note that this is a joke!
13 comments:
<?php
class class_hello_world{
var $hello = 'Hello world!';
function display_hello(){
echo $hello;
return 0;
}
}
?>
shouldn't that be echo $this->hello; ?
yap, changed
Obviously you should have a proper backend to the advanced php examples, with MVC architecture. So add in a ORM layer to store the data ("Hello world"). Then have the controller code fetch the data and pass it onto a templating language, where you can properly display it.
Obviously.
Complicated sucks.
Time for a HTML revolution? (HTMLr)
New Manager
hello.doc
Hello world!
File > Export HTML page...
good God, that's hilarious:D
This is so true. I guess what you failed to mention was how fast you advance between positions. I learned HTML/CSS a year ago and would now consider myself a "Professional CSS Front-End Architect" (har har). Great list though!
There are reasons, most of them are standardization. I remember the good ole dhtml days, where Netscape was still in the picture. I could write a horrible version of wordpress, but the ability to upgrade would not be there. By separating the components it really helps and you can add/remove things easier. I do have to say though, the css thing... only have one master stylesheet which imports the rest... always the best way to go. Not having to touch the page, especially when heavy html/php/modrewrite is involved is always good.
Protected Sub Page_Load(ByVal sender As Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs)
Response.Write("Hello World")
End Sub
you have a great list but how as web designers / developers progress in ability their code becomes more and more complicated.
you have a great list but how as web designers / developers progress in ability their code becomes more and more complicated.
"I don't have nothing against"
That dear sir, is a whopper of a double negative.
Also, I gave up at complex PHP, Now I do Photography =D Sure its a more expensive hobby (yes, writing code was a hobby lol) but its fun, and i get outside now =D
pretty cool stuff you got here..
I like to see all the trends in context that have changed over time.
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